Current mood:	pessimistic
Current music:	Trippin' Daisy - I Got a Girl

If I were Jesus, I'd hate my birthday
A lady at work gave me a present, so I had to get her something last night. She's a nice lady, and I didn't mind picking something up for her. But now my boss just got me some poinsettas and I need to find him an equally nice gift for about 8 dollars, since that's all the cash I have right now. I think the only reason my boss got me anything was because he saw the lady get me something, so he assumed that I "do" Christmas. Well I don't do Christmas! I hate Christmas! I hate how I'm going to be visiting my boyfriend's parents soon and I'm not sure if I'm supposed to get them something or not. I hate the fact that they might get me something and I'm going to hate it.

I wish Christmas were more like Halloween. Instead of giving people presents like the three wise men gave stuff to Jesus, why can't we just dress up like the three wise men and Jesus or some other biblical character? Then we could all make birthday cakes for Jesus and go house-to-house sampling them. We could have Jesus parties and eat Jesus candy. Good idea, Kat! I'm throwing myself a goddamn Jesus party!!