Stupid Stupid Stupid!
I just did something very stupid today that is going to cost me $2200 and some change. I need to set up a stupid fund, so whenever I do something stupid I can reach in there and pull out what I need. Since I will have set up a fund ahead of time, the ridiculously stupid things I do won't seem like such a big deal.

Well, that's pretty stupid... How will I obtain money to put into my stupid fund? While always taking donations, I will add a large chunk of my semi-weekly paycheck to the fund everytime I even think about doing something stupid. For instance, if began to think day-trading was a viable career option for me - $50. If I started dating a man twice my age and decided that getting serious was a good idea - $100. Still living with my ex - $200. Chatting too much at work - $100. Drinking beer after liquor - $50. The list goes on and on.

But this way, when I do something stupid like crash my cherry-red sweetness into a concrete wall going 10 miles an hour, I'll have loads of extra cash lying around 'cause I was so freakin' STUPID!!!